Wednesday, May 11, 2011
What Men Looking Girls On The Beach
When the boys see the girls on the beach not only looking for cup sizes - also to evaluate their behavior and what that says about them.
Like most things, the beach season has different meanings for children. For boys, go to the beach means shorts and clutching a towel. For girls, is a bit more complicated. What to wear to go with, how to get your hair disheveled, without making it look as if trying to make it look hairy .... Yes, we know how they work.
But the way the girls act on the beach tells us much more about them than how they look doing it. The guys have learned to read women's beach behavior and understand their potential implications for the relationship. Here are some pictures, and what we really think of them:
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Bikini
Everyone has seen the girls walking. They walk to the beach. They walk to the beach. They are the head and back. If there was a charitable organization that has sponsored the girls walking up and down the beach, these girls would save lives. But no - they just seem so desperate for attention.
The Sun Goddess
Then there is the girl in the bakery located in the midday sun, covered in baby oil instead of sunscreen. In her mind, she has a sexy, bronzed goddess. In our minds, she is a victim of cancer. There's something about the male psyche which rejects the notion of the survival instinct to overcome vanity. There is something in our genetic judges unfit to be mothers of our children and therefore not worth it - but has enough and hips to bear children.
The helpless girl
Although in practice, the best thing you can do is to make a Mojito, it is not so difficult to deal with the parasol. The technology is largely the same technique used when the boys have sex: stick, move a little 'around and then, when ready, you can roll up and go to sleep. The girls seem to have sticky helpless, needy girlfriend.
Bikini Fiddler
Yes, your bikini is the most powerful weapon in the beach of domination. In these small pieces of fabric is the power to change lives, or at least the memory footprint in the hearts and minds of the lovers of men's beach for the summer. But once it is on, leave him alone. Setting up your bikini can always draw attention to your belongings, but I also think you have a rash at home or are totally egocentric. We are looking for anyway - no need directions.
Frisbee's Wife
Sports girls are fun to be around. Individuals can drink tequila with a young sport. The kids can tell dirty jokes girls sports. Playing with a Frisbee or beach bat makes you look sporty - if they are not really good at it. If not, swatting the air with little or groping a frisbee makes you look messy. As a man, I can not help thinking that if you can not hold a bat properly beach, you're probably not good at sports league ....
BabeNext Book time at the beach, try this: Lie on the stomach of a book, then run a leg in the air and flex the toes. It makes you contemplative and moody. And hot. Since there is only a small leap of imagination to include in this strict - Fantasy librarian. In addition, books are a great way to give a guy a conversation starter. Just make sure you're reading something we could have read chick lit and out of the house. Let's face it, nobody will ever get close to an "Oh, the new Marian Keyes - I love the part where Miriam finally realizes his best friend Chuck D. Justo was sweet along the" pick-up line . It will not happen.
Pictures/SnapShot :
Like most things, the beach season has different meanings for children. For boys, go to the beach means shorts and clutching a towel. For girls, is a bit more complicated. What to wear to go with, how to get your hair disheveled, without making it look as if trying to make it look hairy .... Yes, we know how they work.
But the way the girls act on the beach tells us much more about them than how they look doing it. The guys have learned to read women's beach behavior and understand their potential implications for the relationship. Here are some pictures, and what we really think of them:
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Bikini
Everyone has seen the girls walking. They walk to the beach. They walk to the beach. They are the head and back. If there was a charitable organization that has sponsored the girls walking up and down the beach, these girls would save lives. But no - they just seem so desperate for attention.
The Sun Goddess
Then there is the girl in the bakery located in the midday sun, covered in baby oil instead of sunscreen. In her mind, she has a sexy, bronzed goddess. In our minds, she is a victim of cancer. There's something about the male psyche which rejects the notion of the survival instinct to overcome vanity. There is something in our genetic judges unfit to be mothers of our children and therefore not worth it - but has enough and hips to bear children.
The helpless girl
Although in practice, the best thing you can do is to make a Mojito, it is not so difficult to deal with the parasol. The technology is largely the same technique used when the boys have sex: stick, move a little 'around and then, when ready, you can roll up and go to sleep. The girls seem to have sticky helpless, needy girlfriend.
Bikini Fiddler
Yes, your bikini is the most powerful weapon in the beach of domination. In these small pieces of fabric is the power to change lives, or at least the memory footprint in the hearts and minds of the lovers of men's beach for the summer. But once it is on, leave him alone. Setting up your bikini can always draw attention to your belongings, but I also think you have a rash at home or are totally egocentric. We are looking for anyway - no need directions.
Frisbee's Wife
Sports girls are fun to be around. Individuals can drink tequila with a young sport. The kids can tell dirty jokes girls sports. Playing with a Frisbee or beach bat makes you look sporty - if they are not really good at it. If not, swatting the air with little or groping a frisbee makes you look messy. As a man, I can not help thinking that if you can not hold a bat properly beach, you're probably not good at sports league ....
BabeNext Book time at the beach, try this: Lie on the stomach of a book, then run a leg in the air and flex the toes. It makes you contemplative and moody. And hot. Since there is only a small leap of imagination to include in this strict - Fantasy librarian. In addition, books are a great way to give a guy a conversation starter. Just make sure you're reading something we could have read chick lit and out of the house. Let's face it, nobody will ever get close to an "Oh, the new Marian Keyes - I love the part where Miriam finally realizes his best friend Chuck D. Justo was sweet along the" pick-up line . It will not happen.
Pictures/SnapShot :
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